The Precarious Co-operative of The Valhallan Union is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 3.103 billion Valhallans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marylebone. The average income tax rate is 37.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Valhallan Unionian economy, worth 151 trillion Sols a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,899 Sols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, fruit pickers with degrees in Bird of Valhalla psychology are a common sight, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime is totally unknown. The Valhallan Union's national animal is the Bird of Valhalla, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Valhallan Union is ranked 166,253^rd in the world and 79^th in Rushmore for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 76.64 on the Clooney Contribution Index.